＊＃！＆＊Men

For those of you who?are married, were married, or are contemplating
marriage -- under the?assumption that men need (or ought) to be
trained for marriage, Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year Associates
Degree....
TWO YEAR?DEGREE:


Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-masters, you too
can be a real man, as well as earn an?Associates Degree in MA (Male Arts).
Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR


Autumn Schedule:
MEN?101?? Combating Stupidity
MEN?102?? You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN?103?? PMS-Learn When?to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN?104?? We Do Not?Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN? 110??Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN? 111??Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2AM
MEN? 112??Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT??100??Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT??101??Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECO 001A??What's Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN?120?? How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN?121?? Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN?122?? YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN?123?? Reasons to Give Flowers
ECO 001C? What Was Yours?is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX?101???You CAN Fall?Asleep without It
SEX?102???Morning Dilemma:?If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX?103???How?to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN?201?? How to Put?the Toilet Seat Down
Winter?Schedule:
MEN?210?? The Remote Control:?Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN?211???How to?Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN?212???You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN?213???Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN?230A? Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
Spring Schedule:
MEN?220?? Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN?221?Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN?222???Real Men Ask for?Directions
MEN?223???Thirty Minutes of?Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN?230B??Her?Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important II
Course Electives:
EAT?101??? Cooking with Tofu
EAT?102??? Utilization of?Eating Utensils
EAT?103??? Burping and?Belching Discreetly
MEN?231???Mothers-in-law
MEN?232???Appear to Be?Listening
MEN?233???Just Say "Yes,?Dear"
ECO 001C? Cheaper to Keep Her
Just a thought for all the women out there...MENtal illness,
MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic
spelling), and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of
humor) and brighten their day !!!

Haha....very funnie and i can agree w/ some of those classes...

咁得意∼

哈哈!
need to take that degree to be a better man for my wife, hohoooo~~~

嘩, 點解冇未婚o既課程. 我要 take 追女1a 呀