＊＃！＆＊Final Exam

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about
tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not
showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an
immediate family member's death.
One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual
exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the
student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand
to write."