＊＃！＆＊humor....

1. A man marries a deaf girl.
He mimes: "Let's make a code: if I want sex,I will squeeze your breast.
In response, you can pull my penis once for Yes, and 50 times for No"
2. John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".
John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say Fuck you, and she says:Fuck you too"

3. The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!

4. A man is dying of cancer. His son: "Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??".
Answer: "So that when I die,no one will dare to fuck your mother."

5. "I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.
Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it"

6. YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!

7. Question: "Why is a waist called a waist?"
Answer: "Because, anything above the pussy and below the tits is a waste"

8. A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table".
The man climbs into bed slowly and says:
"Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"

9. Question: "What's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful, rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?"
"BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"

10. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage as they finally realised with wisdom that for 60 grams of sausage, it is not worth buying the whole pig.

i love this one:
John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".
John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say Fuck you, and she says:Fuck you too"

haahhahaah...... #9 is funny///!

hahaa~~ the #2 oral sex is hecka funny

I love all of them...
Especially, No.2 ...:em07: