＊＃！＆＊New comer OPEN to 飄

Hi everyone...guys n girls...
im a new comer...
n cus i got lost in the jingle n the stupid monkey stole all my money..
i got no money n i lost my way.. all i have is a computer n a super internet connection...
i just got my very first job here.... as a 鴨 full time...
im open everyday..i never sleep... nor need rest....
and trust me.. i will satisfy ALL YOUR needs and desire....
so don't be shy ... come to me...
im waiting...  
GUYS and GIRLS are both very welcom....

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by the way,  你做乜咁折墮呀﹖﹖﹖ 你等錢駛咩﹖﹖﹖
你咁靚仔都要賣蘿﹖﹖﹖  有咩服務先﹖﹖﹖
係唔係前後都受先﹖﹖﹖
你雖然係好Q似文樂﹐ 但係佢唔岩本教主喎。。。
飄你﹖﹖﹖ 唔駛喇。。。 不過可唔可以俾錢你﹐ 你拍個醉酒 MTV 俾我睇吓先﹖

教主 i know im not good enough for u to 飄 ga la...
but just wanted to let EVERYONE knows.. front n back... no problem....
what u pay is what u get ar ma...
the more u pay.. the more i do...
hehehe...